From: Doris Parker; via siouxcro -- This is so funny! Thanks!!
Truthful & Honest
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders". *** Guess where I am now... ***
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders". *** Guess where I am now... ***
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EP. 2388A - PEOPLE ARE SEEING THE DESTRUCTION OF THE ECONOMY IN REAL TIME
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X22report -- * Financial * -- January 27, 2021
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Ep. 2388b - The Decision On Timing Was Left To Trump. Decision Was Made. Message Sent.
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EP. 2387A - THE WORLD IS WATCHING, IF AMERICA FALLS THE WORLD FALLS
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From: BITCHUTE
EP. 2387B - WE WON'T KNOW THE DATE WE WILL ATTACK OUR ENEMIES, ATTACK WE WILL
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X22report -- * Political * Geopolitical * -- January 26, 2021
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What Will Matter
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January 1, 2021
Take a few minutes and ask yourself what will really matter when your time on Earth is over. Will it be how much money you made that mattered most or will it be something much more simple like how kind you were? Will it be how famous you were or will it be how you treated others that matter most in life? The soundtrack for this inspiring video is “Today, Tomorrow, and Forever” from Ernesto Cortazar. If you have a positive outlook on life then you know that A New Day Is A New Opportunity.
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