Tuesday, April 14, 2020

WE ARE LIVING IN A BIZARRE WORLD!

Submitted by: Chuck Baumann

WE ARE LIVING IN A BIZARRE WORLD! 

   • If a dude pretends to be a woman,
                                   you are required to pretend with him.

  • Somehow it’s UN American for the census to count how many Americans are in America.
  
• Russians influencing our elections are bad, but illegal Mexicans voting in our elections are good.
  
• It was cool for Joe Biden to "blackmail" the President of Ukraine, but it’s an impeachable offense if Donald Trump inquires about it.
 
• Twenty is too young to drink a beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote.
 
• Illegals aren't required to show ID, but citizens can't buy cough medicine without it.
 
• Citizens are fined if they don’t buy their own health insurance, and then they are forced to buy it for illegals.
 
• People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been slaves.
 
• Inflammatory rhetoric is outrageous, but harassing people in restaurants is virtuous.
 

• People who have never been to college should pay the debts of college students who took out huge loans for useless degrees.
 

• Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you’d better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.
 

• Irish doctors and German engineers who want to immigrate must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate Central-American gang-banger who jumps the southern fence is welcome.
 
 

• $5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for “free” healthcare for illegals is not.
 

• If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free.
 

• Politicians who say that the President is not above the law put illegal immigrants and themselves above the law.
 

• People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President.
 

• Illegals don’t pay taxes, but they get tax refunds.
 

• We see other countries going Socialist and collapsing, and it seems like a great plan to us.
 

• Voter suppression is bad, but not allowing the President to be on the ballot is good.
 

• Fourth-of-July parades are bad, but parades of women dressed as vaginas are good.
  

• Some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other people are not held responsible for what they are doing right now.
 
 
• Criminals are catch-and-released to hurt more people, but stopping them is bad because it's a violation of THEIR rights.
 
 
* And pointing out all this hypocrisy somehow makes us "racists."  🙄🙄
 

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