JUST HOW DUMB IS OBAMA?

Submitted by: Ididit

 

Teacher Arrested At  JFK International Airport

 

 

A public school teacher was  arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

 

At  a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.  He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-Gebra is a problem for us," the Attorney General  said. "They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They  use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer  to themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country."  As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

White House aides told reporters they  could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.  It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.