Friday, January 28, 2022

THE BABYLON BEE

 

Amy Schneider’s Winning Streak Ended After Being Asked To Name The Gender That Has Two X Chromosomes

BURBANK, CA—Trans woman Amy Schneider's winning streak on Jeopardy has ended. Despite holding the record for Jeopardy’s highest-earning female contestant ever, Schneider was defeated after being confounded by the clue, ‘this gender has two X chromosomes.'... Read more

Polite Canadian Truck Drivers Ask Evil, Tyrannical Government To ‘Please Restore Our Freedoms If You Don't Mind, Eh’

A message from United Patriot

Dems Threaten To Ban Site Selling Innocent “Joe You Know I Won” Mugs

After the end of the 2020 election, the Democrats are determined to use everything in their power to keep the truth from getting out..

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New Minnie Mouse Pantsuit Design Includes Baton For Beating Uyghur Prisoners

Biden Reminds Everyone That Black Justices Can Be Just As Smart As Rich Ones

The Joy of Painting with Hunter Biden

Biden Commits To Picking A Diversity Hire For SCOTUS Since That Worked So Well With His VP

Report: Strong Spike In Google Searches For 'Who Is Neil Young'

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