Sunday, March 30, 2014

CLASH DAILY 03/30/2014

BOOM: SNL Mocks Obama’s Attempts to Reach Young People by Showing Him Kissing Justin Bieber Well, you can’t get much more “buzzy” than booking the President of the United States on “Between Two Ferns,” so how else can President Obama spread the word about his health care plan? ...READ MORE
SAY WHAT: Global Warming to Spawn Erectile Dysfunction and Vegetarianism This is not exciting news. The National Institute of Scientific Research in Brussels has identified global warming to be a significant contributor to erectile dysfunction. Dr. Alfvin Schwartz, chief of the study, said: The ... READ MORE
Screen Shot 2014-03-30 at 9.39.27 AM OH, PLEASE: No Meat at ‘Noah’ Party Where’s the beef? That’s what the carnivores were wondering as they arrived at the Boathouse in Central Park for the “Noah” party. The buffet tables were loaded with various forms of edible vegetable matter, but […] ...READ MORE
ua VANDALS: Riots Break Out at University of AZ After Team’s loss in NCAA Tournament Tucson police said Saturday night that they shot pepper spray at several hundred fans who took to the streets and threw beer bottles and firecrackers at officers after the University of Arizona basketball team’s overtime ...READ MORE
yee Huh?!?! Anti-Gun Calif State Senator Lee Arrested for Gun Running Democrat State Senator Leland Yee was arrested for firearms import violations, wire fraud and political corruption. That is the tip of the iceberg in this FBI probe into gun running. Yee and former school board […] ...READ MORE
muslim-woman1 ABC: Islam’s Beeatch In The War On Women It’s official…ABC (specifically, ABC Family, how ironic) has cowered to allow the incessant whimperings of CAIR to shut up the truth about the treatment of women under Islam. This is just another win for the […] ...READ MORE
pope Someone Needed to Say It: Pope Warns Sicilian Mafia They’ll End Up In Hell by Jim Kouri Clash Daily Guest Contributor The popular leader of the Roman Catholic Church in an historic message on Friday warned members of the Sicilian Mafia that if they do not repent of their […] ...READ MORE
west Tough Q: Has King Obama Ruined a Future WH Run for Black Candidates? by ++++Allen Clash Daily Guest Contributor I have a question. Has King Obama ruined a White House run for black candidates? After CPAC, that being the Political Conservative Action Committee, a conference attended by ...READ MORE
pig2 Cuttin’ Nuts: It’s Serious Business in Life and Politics Castration cas·trate transitive verb \ˈkas-ˌtrāt\ : to remove the testes of (a person or animal) Cuttin’ nuts has been in the news a lot lately. I must say as a carrier of testes it’s a little […] ...READ MORE

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