You might be an Occupy Wall Street protester if…
Robert A. Hall
You’re naïve enough to believe that 99% of the people agree with you.
You are so concerned about global warming that you signed a petition to ban carbon-based life forms.
You think crapping on police cars and the American flag will win over the public to your cause.
You think the government is putting di-hydrogen oxide in the drinking water to poison poor people.
You hate capitalism, but can’t imagine life without iPods, laptops, Starbucks, Ben & Jerry’s, smart-phones and the millions of other good things capitalism provides, that no other system does.
