Monday, February 4, 2019

GIVE A MUSLIM A COOKIE

Submitted by: Larry Jordan

GIVING A MUSLIM A COOKIE 

*If you give a Muslim a cookie, he'll complain that it isn't halal and
demand that you provide one that is.*

*If you give a Muslim a Halal cookie, he'll demand that you give him a job
so he can buy his own cookies.*

*If you give a Muslim a job, he'll demand you give him time out to pray.*

*If you give a Muslim time out to pray, he'll demand that you respect his
prophet.*

*If you show respect for his prophet, a Muslim will demand that you stop
singing your National Anthem.*

*If you stop singing your National Anthem, a Muslim will demand that you
elect him to Congress.*

*If you elect a Muslim to Congress, he'll demand that we change our
Constitution, so we are no longer allowed to speak freely or have guns or
worship the god of our choice (or not any god at all).*

*If we change the Constitution to what a Muslim demands, he will demand
that Sharia Law be followed by everyone in the land.*

*If Sharia is followed by everyone in the land, then Muslims will be
permitted by law to execute anyone who disagrees with them or does not
dress like them or does not worship Allah.*

*Congress, you gave a Muslim a cookie. So did you, London, France, Greece.*


*Already the newly elected congressional woman from Michigan is criticizing
Pence for his Christian values and beliefs.*

*Its just starting.*

1 comment:

  1. like i tell mostly most people i talk to i am glad i was born when i was born the worlds in big deep poop and if the people of the good old usa do not start wising up and stop putting the same people back in office over and over again we are heading for disaster. i have never seen the USA in such a mess in all my life and i am 75 yrs young. so keep up the good work american voters and we are heading for as i said before DISASTER. and we are supposed to be a mostly christian nation so lets start BEING ONE. because i do not know how long GOD is going to put up with us. thanks for listening to me herg of PA.

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