GUNS AREN'T KILLERS - NUTS ARE!

If Only Gun Manufacturers Would Stop Making Mentally Unstable Guns by lisarichardsrocknrollpolitics

You’ve heard the phrase before: “Guns kill!” If that phrase is true, we have a serious problem. It means guns have the ability to fire themselves and we have mentally unbalanced guns running loose seeking to murder people.

It's bad enough gun powder has side effects that cause bad reactions in some guns, but see what happens when you don’t properly lock up your schizophrenic guns? They get loose and go on gun-killing sprees!

If guns kill, then guns are the lunatics shooting up schools, theaters, political rallies, military bases, and not mentally insane people.  Guns forced mentally insane diagnosed schizophrenics, all of whom have been responsible for mass shootings, including shooting President Reagan in 1980, to pick up crazy guns that manipulated lunatics into pulling insane gun triggers.

It is guns that tell mentally insane people, “don’t take your medicine, you’re not crazy, I the gun am insane, you’re not doing this, I am, but you better go along with everything I tell you to do or I’ll make you put me in your mouth and pull the trigger…which you’re going to do after you shoot every person I tell you to murder.”

This is the real problem: Gun manufacturers are making mentally unstable guns. Manufacturers are obviously not checking to see which guns are crazy; they are simply letting guns leave manufacturing plants untested for mental artillery disorder.

Gun manufacturers are not letting gun owners know the side effects of gun powder: Does it cause hallucinations: Shell-shock dreams caused by fighting other guns in war, delusions of grandeur--does the .45 think it's an artillery gun cannon? What about trigger anxiety or gun powder causing trigger itch? How about  OCCD: Obsessive Compulsive Cannon Disorder.  What about old guns? Do we know how their mental stability is affected with age? If not oiled and left to hang on a wall, does the elderly gun develop backfire-itus?

We're not paying attention to warning signs. We're allowing mentally disabled guns to leave manufacturing plants without being thoroughly tested for mental illness. We have killer guns on the loose and we don't know which one will flip its safety lock and fire at will.

This is why I have extensive background checks performed on my guns. I must discover if any of them have mental disorders. It’s just too harrowing an ordeal to lock them up every night, wondering which gun might be a crazy happy trigger, and spend sleepless nights wondering, “Are they asleep? Did I lock them up tightly so they can’t unlock the safe and get free? Is this the night the .45 will finally snap, load itself, and blow someone’s head off?”

Of course we now know, thanks to CNN’s haughty no-it-all "whoop-ass" Brit Piers Morgan, which guns are the craziest: AR-15 Rifles! Piers has proven that the AR-15 is the assault weapon of all assault weapons. This thing has anger management problems, it hates children, and seeks to assault human life at will.

I don’t know what we would do without the left-wing’s emotionally exaggerated and never researched response to tragedy. We would never discover the truth: Too many guns are loose cannons, people never suffer insanity!

And those anti-gun lobbyists with their Brady Bill working tirelessly to get mentally insane guns off the streets and out of our hands, because who knows when guns might force people to shoot people in a rage.

By-the-way, I have it on good authority that an artillery gun cannon told the two Atomic Bombs to hijack Enola Gay and force the pilot to fly over Japan while the two bombs slammed the snot out of the Japanese.

Our military is so lucky guns have their own minds; this prevents the military from ever having to go into combat. The military brings as many guns to war as possible so our men and women can sit on the sidelines playing cards while the guns go to battle.

What is truly scary is guns are having an influential impact on knives.

Have you noticed knives are becoming copy cat killers? Guns have received a lot of attention over the years with their serial killings and it simply angers those overlooked knives that have been around since the dawn of mankind and have known how to slice-and-dice human beings long before the gun ever figured out how to kill!

We’ve had some angry knives running loose over the last year, slitting throats in Chinese and American schools. Knives want the public to see they are just as capable of committing cold-blooded murder, and they too come with pearl handles!

And you don’t need a license to own knives. And, you can buy any knife--as big as you want: That means a Butcher Knife! You should so what Butcher Knives do in London streets when they force Muslims to hack up Royal Military men.

You can walk into any department store or cooking shop or hardware store and buy any knife in any size. Well, not a machete, which is causing anger management issues for them: They are viewed as nothing more than farm tools and sold as that. But thanks to Islam, machetes have come up in the world and are able to take out their aggression on something other than wheat and overgrown grass! Machetes have been indoctrinated and taught by Islam to behead Muslim wives and daughters for family honor.

See, Islam didn't do the honor killings, the machetes did it!

Fear not, there are warning labels on knives: Beware, sharp instrument, can cut and injure if mishandled, always hold by handle, never by blade, never run with knife, and point blade downward away from body.  Well that's a relief! Now I know how to handle something potentially lethal--warning labels!

Right now knives are filing themselves with glee hoping every stupid person buys into that line…and then buys them!

I may be joking, but the Left doesn’t believe gun massacres are caused by insane people who desire to murder. The Left sees guns as the problem: If we get rid of guns, violent crimes will end.

Really? Does that include men whose penises force them to rape innocent women against the will of the rapist?

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