CLASH DAILY 01/08/2014

Unemployment Checks Forever: Politicians Pandering To Parasites The majority of sleazes in congress and the chief criminal in the White House talk of “doing the right thing” and “having a heart” by their plan to extend unemployment benefits yet again for the […] ... READ MORE

OH, SHUT UP: After $4M Vacation, Obama Talks Income Inequality Back from his $4 million Hawaii vacation, President Barack Obama seems poised to sound the populist trumpet in an effort to turn the page on 2013’s disastrous Obamacare rollout. Many pundits are speculating that Obama, ... READ MORE

HOT OPINIONS LABELLED THE WORLD’S UGLIEST WOMAN: Lizzie Velasquez ‘Knows God Sees Her True Beauty’ DUMBEST VIDEO EVER: “Be A Man” Is The Worst Thing You Could Say to a Boy SCIENTOLOGY BS EXPOSED: L. Ron Hubbard’s Great-Grandson Spills Family Secrets On Scientology PLEASE GOD: How Bob Gates’s memoir could haunt Hillary in 2016 BOREDOM IS GOOD FOR KIDS: Down time can prep kids for dull times in adulthood Guts! The Little Sisters Take on Big Brother Inconvenient Truth: America = Freedom of Religion NEWS CLASH PUSSIFICATION: Gym Removes Squat Racks for Being ‘Intimidating’ to Squishy Clients THE TEBOW WORKOUT: Insane workout regimen, ’100,000 reps a day, 10 hours a day, 6 days a week’ HOPE & REVERSE RACISM: Holder issues new classroom guidelines, ‘Stop targeting blacks’ DUMB BIRD: Peacock escapes heated pen at Chicago zoo, freezes to tree MISS VENEZUELA MURDERED: Five arrested for robbing and killing couple in front of their daughter SCALLYWAGS: Hillary and Obama Opposed Iraq Surge to Look Good Politically, says Defense Secretary Gates in Damning Book CLASS V. TRASH: Romney Responds To MSNBC Attack On His Grandchild