MUTH'S TRUTHS 08/22/2012

HEY, AT LEAST WE DIDN’T CLUB ANY OF ‘EM!
 
So we’re heading back to the barn today after a weekend with our friends Jim and Kelli Bieber in San Clemente, California.

And what an adventure on Saturday!  I think we broke about 17 federal laws on a kayak trip about 2/3 of a mile from shore to what is known as Seal Rock.

It’s named Seal Rock because it’s a big rock formation jutting out of the ocean where seals hang out, get a suntan and generally make a lot of noise while raising a big stink…literally and figuratively.

Seriously, this is one smelly piece of real estate.  Turns out, seals don’t much care where they go when nature calls.


So my daughters – Kristen and Jenna - and I paddled out in one kayak while Jim and his son, Jack, paddled out in another.

As we approached the rock, most of the sealsthat were lounging about – I’d say 30 or 40 or so - skedaddled…although, as you’ll see in the picture, a couple were happy to share their prime real estate with us human interlopers.

Once we got the kayaks up on the rock, we enjoyed a couple hours of swimming, fishing, snorkeling and spear-fishing.

Well, not me and Jenna.  We’re not quite as adventurous, and pretty much sufficed ourselves with enjoying the scenery…though we did do one rock-jump and swam with the seals for a little bit.

Kristen, on the other hand, did some fishing and snorkeling.  And Jim and Jack did the spear-fishing.

As high-tide rolled in, the rock got smaller and smaller…so we headed back to the beach and returned Seal Rock to the seals.

An amazing, perhaps once-in-a-lifetime, experience.  As the saying goes, a good time was had by all…and no seals or other endangered species were harmed in the filming.

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