Barack Obama opened the White House Correspondents Dinner with giggles and winks about his alleged Hawaii birthplace joking that the April 28th dinner roughly marked the one year anniversary of the White House releasing a likely forged long-form birth certificate.
Obama then decided to “reintroduce himself” to America, saying:
“My name is Barack Obama. My mother was born in Kansas. My father was born in Kenya. And I was born, of course, [insert signature smirk and wink] in Hawaii.”
Despite dozens of lawsuits and an investigation by Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his Cold Case Posse team of volunteers that has unearthed ‘probable cause’ that the document is the result of intentional forgery, the White House continues to mock the so-called “birther” movement rather than release all official records that would put the eligibility issue to rest.
Oh, wait. Those authentic, original documents are missing. What a [wink] coincidence.