SUPPORT JOE 'THE PLUMBER' FOR U.S. CONGRESS

Dear Fellow American, Remember how the leftwing media crucified Sarah Palin in the 2008 election? Well, now they've made "Joe the Plumber" their new target. Since winning my primary Tuesday night, the media has made it their number one mission to discredit my candidacy and annihilate my character. I've been painted as a bigot, told I'm not qualified to serve in Congress, and lectured on live TV as if I'm a schoolboy in the principal's office.