Conservative Patriot

 

Newsletter Sponsored by Gundry MD

Scared Child Asks Mother To Check Under The Bed For Madonna LOS ANGELES, CA — A frightened young boy refused to go to sleep last night until his mother checked underneath the bed to see if Madonna was lurking there. The boy, Trevor Birch, stayed up late Sunday night and accidentally caught a glimpse of the "Like a Virgin" singer, giving him horrific night terrors ever since. Read more 13 Ways To Tell If Your Priest Is An Undercover FBI Agent

A message from Gundry MD If You Eat Oatmeal Every Day This Is What Happens Top Cardiologist Reveals Digestive Trick To Clean Your Gut   Click Here To Learn More

VIDEO: Here's Everything Transphobic In Hogwarts Legacy

U.S. Retaliates For Chinese Spy Balloon By Releasing Spy Inflatable Flailing Arm Tube Man Chick-Fil-A Courts Godless Heathen Community With Cauliflower Sandwich Children On Verge Of Starvation After Dad Fails To Cut Sandwich Into Little Dinosaur Shapes

Stream with a higher purpose at ExploreFlix*