Saturday, February 26, 2022

THE BABYLON BEE

 

WAR! Putin's forces of darkness have attacked Ukraine, taking all the media attention away from Canadian Dictator Justin Trudeau. Lockheed Martin is rejoicing, and Biden has responded decisively by unfollowing Putin on Twitter!

PLUS: We provide an exclusive sneak peek into Amazon's Lord of the Rings and a helpful guide to help you know whether your parents are oppressing you: It's The Babylon Bee Week in Review!

Biden Announces He Will Move To Unfollow Putin On Twitter

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After Putin led Russia in an unprovoked attack on Ukraine, Biden addressed the world and outlined the steps he'd take to stop Russia from rampaging through Eastern Europe...  Read more

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