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Celebrity Trainer Unveils New Way to Stay Strong For All Americans - Without Exercise Nobody likes getting older because our muscles become weaker, making the activities we used to enjoy more difficult to do. But what if you didn't have to get weaker? What if you could become stronger? "It's actually a lot simpler than you might think," Celebrity fitness trainer Tony Horton, who is 61, told us. "It's a method anyone can do that takes about one or two minutes a day." He says he's found a much more effective way to fight age-related muscle loss - that has nothing to do with exercise. Click Here To Learn More Biden Unveils 'Your Body, My Choice' Vaccination Program Joe Biden Announces Civil War Jussie Smollett Disguises Self As Larry Elder So People Will Commit Real Hate Crimes Against Him

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