THE BABYLON BEE 06/24/2021

 

Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Government U.S.—The nation scrambled to buy F-15s and nuclear weapons after President Biden said in a speech Wednesday that you'll never beat a government unless you have the fighter jets and intercontinental ballistic missiles... Read more. 'You'll Never Beat The Government With Just Guns,' Says Party That Also Believes Government Was Almost Toppled By Unarmed Mob On January 6 Kids In Cages Disguise Selves As BLM Rioters In Hopes Of Kamala Freeing Them You Might Like Op-Ed: You'll Never Beat A Tyrannical Government With Just Guns

Pennsylvania Election Audit Shows Benjamin Franklin Voted For Biden Party Controlling Executive, Legislative Branches Blames Minority Party For Everything Going Wrong You Might Like Upping The Ante: Trump Announces He Also Won Elections Of 1860, 1972, 2008

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