John Cena apologizes to China for calling Taiwan a country by body-slamming a Uighur Muslim! The military gets even WOKER with gender-reveal grenades! And Fauci changes his mind for the millionth time while journalists fawn over Biden eating ice cream: it's The Babylon Bee Week in Review!
BEIJING—John Cena made a terrible mistake in a recent promotional appearance for Fast & Furious 9, in which he referred to Taiwan as a country. This insulted the communist tyrants of the Chinese Communist Party, who demanded an apology. In an effort to make amends for his faux pas, Cena body-slammed... Read more
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