THE NEW WILL ROGERS If only all of us could be this witty!

 Submitted by: Edward Moore

THE NEW WILL ROGERS   If only all of us could be this witty!  

What a character...actually a genius, with some of the American, "country boy" stuff he comes up with...LUV the guy...wish we had 99 more in the Senate, just like him...we need him, especially right now...with all the political crap all the D leaders are throwing at us.

I believe Kennedy graduated Magna cum Laude from Vanderbilt, has a Law degree from University of Virginia and a degree from Oxford in England. He is no country bumpkin; he is very insightful & funny as hell.

Comment about Cuomo lecturing us.
"It is like a frog calling you ugly"

This election in Georga will be the most important in history, you have nothing to worry about unless you are a tax payer, parent, gun owner, cop, person of faith, or an unborn baby!
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana describes Democrats as the“well intended arugula and tofu crowd.”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress but we can’t figure out what they are good for. Others are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth canal.”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

It’s as dead as four o’clock
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Always Follow your heart.....but take your brains with you
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

The short answer is ‘No.’ The long answer is ‘Hell No.’
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

It must suck to be that dumb
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

When the Portland mayor's IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell. :)
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Go sell your crazy somewhere else...we are all stocked up here.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Sen. John Kennedy (R., La.) said on Wednesday that he trusted Middle Eastern countries as much as gas station sushi, with the exception being Israel.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

You can get a goat to climb tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

1.  This has been going on since Moby Dick was a minnow 

 

2.  Don't stand between a dog and a fire hydrant
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

"Our country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots" 

(Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) says as government shutdown looms. pic.twitter.com/xBIT6fYG9H — CBS News (@CBSNews) January 19, 2018)

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when supervised and cornered like a rat.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Dumb enough for twins.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

This is why aliens won't talk to us.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Chuck Schumer just moos and follows Nancy Pelosi into the cow chute.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

What planet did you parachute in from?
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Just because you CAN sing doesn’t mean you should.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Senator John Kennedy on Nancy Pelosi, “She can strut sitting down!”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy