Monday, June 11, 2018

HAWAIIAN VOLCANO ERUPTION CAN BE STOPPED!

Submitted by: Sharon T

Just heard this on the news.

The subject of stopping the Hawaiian volcano has come up.


According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to appease Pele and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires.  According to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power.

Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.

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