OBAMA SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE BAR WITH HILLARY AND TRUMP

Submitted by: Kathy Hawkins

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says: 
 

"The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.

" 

Hillary: "You mean the Mexican gun running?" 

Trump: "No, the other one." 

 

Hillary: "You mean SEAL Team 6?" 

Trump: "No, the other one." 

 

Hillary: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?" 

Trump: "No, the other one." 

 

Hillary: "You mean voter fraud?" 

Trump: "No, the other one." 

 

Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?" 

Trump: "No, the other one."

 

Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?" 

Trump: "No, the other one." 

 

Hillary: "You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?"

Trump: "No, the other one." 

 

Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?" 

Trump: "No, the other one." 

 

Hillary: "You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"

Trump: "No the other one:" 

 

Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?" 

Trump: "No, the other one." 

 

Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"

Trump: "No, the other one." 

Hillary: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?" 

Trump: "No, the other one." 

 

Hillary: "Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?" 

Trump: "No, the other one." 

 

Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' phone calls, emails and everything else?"

Trump: "No, the other one." 

 

Hillary: "Obama's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?" 

Trump: "No, the other one." 

 

Hillary: "Obama's threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?" 

Trump: "No, the other one." 

 

Hillary: "Obama's repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?" 

Trump: "No, the other one." 

 

Hillary: "The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

 

Hillary: "Obama's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?" 

Trump: "No, the other one." 

 

Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"

Trump: "No, the other one." 

 

Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?" 

Trump: "No, the other one." 

 

Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?" 

Trump: "THAT'S THE ONE!" 

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