YOU MIGHT BE A MUSLIM IF....

Submitted by: Debbie Beatty

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, 

You may be a Muslim  . 

  

1. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, 

You may be a Muslim  . 

  

1. If you have more wives than teeth, 

You may be a Muslim  . 

  

1. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, 

You may be a Muslim  . 

  

1. If you think vests come in two styles:  Bullet-proof and suicide. 

You may be a Muslim.

  

1. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, 

You may be a Muslim  . 

  

1. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, 

You may be a Muslim  . 

  

1. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, 

You may be a Muslim  . 

  

1. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four