Boehner commits treason?
by arnierosner
Republican Leaders Approve America as a One-Party State
By Ambrose Bierce’s Ghost
No
longer capable of providing any effective opposition, Republican
leaders and party consultants have agreed that the Democrats should
assume permanent political control of the country.
At
a June 25, 2013 White House meeting, originally announced as a foreign
policy discussion, House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) promised President
Barack Obama that Republicans would offer only token resistance to all
future legislation proposed by the Democrats. In return, Obama would
permit the Republicans to remain a minority party in Congress, run
candidates in certain Democrat-approved Congressional races and allow
them to continue to raise money for losing Republican candidates through
Karl Rove’s political action committees.
In
a statement released by the White House shortly after conclusion of the
meeting, Obama was quoted as saying: “In order for the government to
continue on its present course, we need to maintain the appearance of
democracy. Republican collaboration is essential to that effort.”
Boehner called the June 25th meeting “candid” and “productive.”
According
to notes taken at the meeting by a Republican operative, the GOP could
continue to hold hearings on phony scandals such as Pigford, ACORN, Fast
and Furious, Benghazi, IRS and the NSA on the condition that no
conclusions are reached, no one is held accountable and no news is
broadcast. The same source added that the major news networks have also
agreed to those terms.
As
part of the agreement, the Republican House leadership would continue
its effort to purge Tea Party proponents and libertarians from party
membership.
In
an apparent demonstration of good faith toward their new Democrat
partners, Rep. Peter King (R-NY) slammed fellow Republicans, Senator
Rand Paul (R-KY) and Rep. Steve King (R-IA), and claimed that
libertarians and Tea Party extremists would destroy the GOP.
The
centerpiece of the new one-party coalition remains comprehensive
immigration reform, which the Republicans are now committed to endorse.
In return for their capitulation, some Republican candidates will be
given a few of the new 11 million presently undocumented Democratic
voters as electoral “trickle down.”
The
future distribution of votes among candidates made by Democrat poll
workers is expected to match the July 2013 poll released Pew Research
Center showing that Latino illegal immigrants, given the opportunity to
vote, would vote Democratic at an eight-to-one margin.
Praising
illegal immigrants, future former Florida Republican Senator Marco
Rubio said: “We’re not talking about plagues of locusts…”.
Although,
as Business Insider noted in their recent article title, “Marco Rubio
Has Alienated Just About Everyone In The Immigration Debate” – even the
locusts.
On
the bright side, all the agreed-upon cowering and surrender to
Democrats has the Republicans well-positioned to maintain its grip as
the number two party in Washington, D.C.
Said Speaker Boehner: “If you can’t be part of the solution, then there’s good money to be made prolonging the problem.”
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