HAVE ALL OF THE DRUGS HE TOOK FINALLY FRIED HIS BRAIN?

It’s the Altitude Stupid! by lisarichardsrocknrollpolitics

There is a simple explanation for Obama's debate idiocy: It's the Altitude Stupid!

That altitude comment by pseudo-scientist Al Gore was probably the most accurate description of Obama's failures and moronic idiocy I've heard to date.

The next claim will come from a Kennedy: Obama's debate failures are due to the fact he is a sleep-talker.

John Kerry and Bill Clinton will suggest: Hey, when you inhale throughout your teens and twenties, and snort cocaine like Lindsay Lohan, that's what happens to your brain. It becomes fried by the time you hit your forties and, well, basically, when you try to talk or clarify anything, or at least pretend you are an intellect, you suck like Lindsay Lohan on a bong.

Poor poor Obama. Think about it: He spent his 20th Wedding Anniversary with Mitt Romney, who lectured Obama for 90 minutes about the fact that he has been nothing but a pathetic failure for the past four years. And then, Obama had to go home, and I'm sure, spend the night listening to a loud, harping, screaming lecture from his wife of 20 years, who told no doubt told Obama he was nothing more than a big-ass failure during that debate in which he spent 90 minutes doing nothing but staring at the podium!

To be fair, Obama was probably looking down at the podium the entire time because her was reading Golf Digest.

Let's face it, the guy has no clue how to manage an economy, let alone his wife's spending sprees, which should make Obama realize he needs the biggest tax break of all! Not to mention Obama has never worked a day in his life, except at his golf score. This would also explain Obama's deer-in-head-lights reaction to Mitt Romney every time Romney mentioned the Tenth Amendment: Obama is either under the assumption the Tenth Amendment is the Law of Moses, or, Obama assumed Romney was talking about a section on the golf course whenever Romney said "Tenth Amendment."

But this is the president who thinks America has 57 states, food stamps will make Americans look oh so fabulous--yes, being poor does not suck, being wealthy does--and you need to add $1 Trillion to the deficit in order to cut $1 Trillion from the deficit. That's because "I inherited $1 Trillion," which is why Obama had to add $4 more Trillion to the deficit: to cut it while raising it.

Yes, it's the altitude stupid!

I'm sorry, but doesn't Air Force One fly at an altitude of 37,000 feet? And doesn't the president spend most of the week on Air Force One?  It's not like he was debating on Mount Everest without an oxygen tank! And the president travels with a doctor 24/7, so he is not allowed to do anything if the doctor says he is not fit enough to do anything.
But then again, Al Gore invented altitude, so he should know.

Actually, Obama has never been fit to do anything except organize a communist community.

Democrats cannot admit their Messiah simply cant walk on water. Obama went under like Peter, but there was no one to pick up this one of little faith. Obama embarrassed his disciples, especially the Gospel of MSNBC, which flew over the Cuckoos Nest and morphed into Liz Taylor's Virginia Woolf.

Now the Dems are waiting to see if Bad Wednesday will turn into a Resurrection Heyday and roll the stone from the tomb of stupidity.

Just make sure the next debate is not on top of a mountain or the sermon will tear the Democrat temple in half, and I don't know what Chris Matthews and MSNBC will do. But I suggest oxygen tanks, and mass doses of Lithium and thorzine!

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