LIBERALISM - A BANE TO HUMANITY
Question: What is the difference between Obama and a catfish?
Answer: One’s a scum sucking bottom dweller and ones a fish.
Question: What’s the difference between Carville and a bald monkey?
Answer: A sports jacket.
Question: If you were in a room with Hitler, Mussolini and a liberal and you only had two bullets what should you do?
Answer: Shoot the liberal twice.
Question: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and Carville?
Answer: One has a Radio Show and is the most listened to in America and the other is a loud mouth bald liberal looser.
Question: Why can’t liberals find facts?
Answer: They aren’t looking for any.
Question: How do liberals brain cells die?
Answer: Lonely.
Question: How do you confuse a liberal?
Answer: You don’t, they are born that way
Question: If Pelosi, Obama and all the liberals are on a sinking ship, who gets saved?
Answer: We do.
Question: What’s the difference between an Islamic terrorist and a liberal?
Answer: The Islamic terrorist makes fewer demands.
Question: What’s the difference between liberals and cow pies?
Answer: Cow pies stop stinking after awhile
Question: Did you hear about the new liberal agenda?
Answer: They got two hands in your front pocket and two in you back pockets.
Question: What’s the definition of a liberal genius?
Answer: A liberal who can count all 50 states.
Question: What do you get when you cross a Jackass with an onion?
Answer: A whinny Liberal.
Question: How is being at a Democrat convention different from being at the circus?
Answer: At the circus the clowns don’t beg and whine at you.
Question: How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: It takes ten, nine to deny that darkness exists and one to hire a Republican to change it.
Question: How much does a Liberal cost?
Answer: Nothing, Liberals have no values.
Question: How many chromosomes does a Liberal have?
Answer: Only 45, they are missing the “Truth Acceptance Chromosome.”
Question: What is the difference between Liberalism and Communism?
Answer: The Communist used to admit it.
Question: How high can a Liberal’s I-Q go?
Answer: Only as high as the Liberal Spin they receive.
Question: Why do Liberals lie?
Answer: It comes natural
Question: What is a Liberal’s primary “feeling?”
Answer: Envy.
Question: What is a sure way to teach a Liberal to fetch?
Answer: Tie Obama's picture to a stick and throw it.
Question: Why do flies fly over Liberals heads?
Answer: They have crap for brains.
Question: How can you tell a group of Liberals?
Answer: They are the ones burning the American Flag.
Question: How can you tell a group of Liberals?
Answer: They are the ones burning the Constitution
Question: What is the difference between a Liberal and a bucket of old cheese?
Answer: The bucket
Question: What is the difference between giving to the poor and giving to Liberals?
Answer: The poor don’t follow you around for three weeks whining for more.
Question: Why did God make Liberal's smarter than rats?
Answer: He didn’t.
Question: How do you drown a Liberal?
You paint Obama's face at the bottom of a pool.
Question: Why do Liberals like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.
Question: Why is it so hard for Liberals to make eye contact?
Answer: Obama's rear doesn’t have eyes.
Question: Why is it so hard for Liberals to see?
Answer: There are no lights in Obama's rear.
Question: How can you tell between cow pies and Liberals?
Answer: You Can’t.
Q: What do you get when you offer a Liberal a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.
Q: How do you confuse a Liberal?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: Why is it good to have a Democrat passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
Q: How do you keep a Democrat busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: How do you keep a Liberal busy all day?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to wait in the corner.
Q: What do you call a Democrat with an IQ of 130?
A: A foursome
Q: How do you get a one-armed Liberal out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.
Q: What do you call a basement full of Liberals?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 Democrats.
Q: What is foreplay for a Democrat?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
Q: What is the Democrat doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the Liberal have blisters on his lips?
A: From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
Q: Why do Liberals work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: What is the difference between a Democrat and the rear end of a horse?
A: I don't know either.
Q: How is a Liberal different from a sewer rat?
A: Some people actually like sewer rats.
Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer to walk in the dark.
Q: Why do so many Liberals live in L.A.?
A: It’s the only city that is easy enough for them to spell.
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A Democrat parade.
Q: What is it called when a Liberal blows in another Liberal’s ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: Why don't they let Liberals swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a Democrat.
Q: What's the difference between a Liberal and a sack of manure?
A: The sack.
Q: What's the definition of a Democrat running for Congress for the first time?
A: A mouse trying to become a rat.
Q: What's the difference between God and a Democrat?
A: God knows He's not a Democrat.
Q: Why is today the Liberal's holiday?
A: Because it is
And that's all Folk's!!
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