LAUGH TO KEEP FROM CRYING!

A lot of  folks can't understand how we came   to  have an oil shortage here in our  country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple  answer.  ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil.  ~~~ We  just didn't know we were getting low.  ~~~ The reason for that  is purely geographical.  ~~~ Our OIL is located  in:  ~~~ ALASKA ~~~ California ~~~ Coastal   Florida ~~~ Coastal Louisiana  ~~~  Coastal Alabama  ~~~~  Coastal Mississippi  ~~~ North  Dakota~~~ Wyoming~~~ Colorado ~~~ Kansas ~~~ Oklahoma ~~~ Pennsylvania~~~   And ~~~  Texas~

Our dipsticks are located  in Washington D.C.