THE BABYLON BEE 04/24/2021

 

After Chauvin Verdict, BLM Volunteers To Rebuild Minneapolis, Return All Looted Items MINNEAPOLIS, MN—BLM organizers celebrated the verdict of the Chauvin trial this week. In a touching and healing gesture, they have offered to rebuild the wreckage of Minneapolis and return all looted items back to their owners... Read more With Antifa, it's ALWAYS demo day! Chip and Joanna Gaines Team Up With Antifa For New Show... Smasher Upper! Ron Paul Disguises Federal Reserve As Nike Store In Hopes Rioters Will Burn It Down 'That Girl Getting Stabbed Wasn't In Danger,' Says Man Who Flops Any Time Another Player Gets Within Six Feet Of Him BLM Founder Reminds Everyone Justice Won't Fully Be Served Until She Can Buy A 5th House

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