Edward Moore submits:
DOLPHIN TRAINER
An elderly man just nudges the rear end of an expensive sports car.
Enraged, the driver hops out of his car and confronts the old man.
“Look what you did to my car” he yells. “You’re gonna give me $10,000
“Oh my” says the old man, “I don’t have that kind of money. Let me
call my son, he trains dolphins and he’ll know what to do.”
Dolphins, the other driver huffs, while rolling his eyes.
The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son and just as the son
answers, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.
"So, YOU’RE a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, your old man here just
rear ended my car and I need ten grand right now or I’m gonna beat you
AND your old man to a bloody pulp".
"I’ll be there in 10 minutes, says the voice calmly on the other end".
Exactly ten minutes later a jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and
proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a bloody heap on the
side of the road.
When he’s finished, he walks over to his father and says: “for the
LAST TIME dad…. I train SEALS…. NAVY SEALS…. NOT dolphins”
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