Monday, January 9, 2023

 

The Babylon Bee
Sponsored by Gundry MD
After 15 Grueling House Speaker Votes, America's Long National Nightmare Can Finally Begin

After 15 Grueling House Speaker Votes, America's Long National Nightmare Can Finally Begin

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a week of grueling votes for Speaker of the House — 15 in total — Kevin McCarthy was finally handed the people's gavel and took his rightful place as Speaker. He lifted it up to the raucous applause of both Democrats and Republicans, signaling that the week of Congressional inactivity was over and the long national nightmare of taxing, spending, and corruption could finally begin... Read more
Adam And Eve Pretty Confident God Will Never Find Their Sweet Hiding Spot Behind This Tree

Adam And Eve Pretty Confident God Will Never Find Their Sweet Hiding Spot Behind This Tree

Low Stock - Get Yours Today!

A message from Gundry MD
Gundry MD

If You Eat Oatmeal Every Day This Is What Happens

Top Cardiologist Reveals Digestive Trick To Clean Your Guts

Learn More Now

Coal Miner Feels Really Sorry For Congressmen Having To Do All This Hard Work Lately

Coal Miner Feels Really Sorry For Congressmen Having To Do All This Hard Work Lately

Wife Suddenly Wakes From Coma After Husband Boots Up PlayStation

Wife Suddenly Wakes From Coma After Husband Boots Up PlayStation

Nation Devastated As Congress Resumes Functioning

Nation Devastated As Congress Resumes Functioning

McCarthy Calls Grocery Store To Order 15th 'Congratulations Mr. Speaker' Cake

McCarthy Calls Grocery Store To Order 15th 'Congratulations Mr. Speaker' Cake

Enjoy Huge Savings With Promo Code: BEE*

Babylon's Best

The Ultimate Water Filtration System is BACK! This advanced filtration technology purifies the nastiest, filthiest, bacteria-riddled and parasite infested water using no chemicals, no electricity and no moving parts! Stock is very limited on this purification powerhouse. See This Ultimate Water Filtration System In Action! Click Here*

Copper Jungle Children’s Books You don’t need to limit your kids to Ronald Reagan books to give them stories that respect and support conservative values. We have biographies of lesser-known freedom fighters, adaptations of classic literature & original stories for kids of all ages. All of our books support Freedom, Family & Fun. Browse now!*

Get Woke in 2023! In years past we could only guess who the greatest Social Justice Warrior in the house was. Now, with this fun new board game it is easy to spot who’s a fascist, who believes in only two genders & most importantly who’s racist. This year turn your peaceful family get togethers into a hilarious riot! Get yours here*

*This is sponsored content.

Facebook
Twitter
Link

No comments:

Post a Comment