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10 Awesome Christmas Gifts For Your Homeschooled Child Do you homeschool your kids? Ew! Where will they learn social skills? Aren't you concerned about that? Oh well--even weird homeschoolers deserve a good Christmas, so here are some gift ideas to help you out!.. Read more Santa’s Sleigh Mistakenly Shot Down By Ukrainian Missile Oh No! Scientists Determine We're Actually Headed For An Ice Age And We Have To Pump As Much CO2 As Possible Into The Atmosphere Or We're All Gonna Die Wife Gives Husband 2 Days To Read All 4,155 Pages Of Her Proposed Target Funding Bill Parents Rush To Get Kids To Bed So They Can Watch 5 Minutes Of A Show Before Falling Asleep On The Couch Sad: Ukrainian Soldier Tasked With Assembling All The Patriot Missiles With Included Allen Wrench On Christmas Eve