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We're pumping out more great video content, and we'd love to have you along for the ride!

The Babylon Bee crew has been hard at work in our new studio producing more video content. Alongside our classic satirical headlines, we've been working hard on everything from podcasts with crazy awesome guests like John Cleese, Rand Paul, and Kirk Cameron to sketch comedy videos like these:

But, of course, it all ain't cheap. While we can lock 40 writers in our sweatshop and pay them a nickel a day to churn out headlines, video production is a lot more expensive. So we're asking Babylon Bee readers to join us with a subscription. Your dollars will fund more elaborate video productions and some more exciting projects coming soon, all part of our master plan to take over the world. Plus, you get exclusive content like behind-the-scenes updates and footage, bloopers, and access to our Babylon Bee commenting community, headline forum, and more. We're not just making videos - we're building a community of people who want to see truth and humor prevail.  And we'd love for you to join us! Heck yes I'll support The Babylon Bee! Editor's Picks Now please enjoy these hand-picked article selections from our archives: 9 Biggest Revelations From The Trump Affidavit Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship Holy Spirit Unable To Move Through Congregation As Fog Machine Breaks Meet Gender Studies Major Chloe And 7 Other Underprivileged College Grads Whose Loans You're Paying Off Inspiring Images Please enjoy today's inspirational image. (Enjoyment is mandatory): We know you're at a church potluck right now, so go compliment Gertrude on her chicken casserole.