THE BABYLON BEE

 

This week, SCOTUS set a dangerous precedent allowing Americans to make their own medical decisions. Oh, the humanity! Also, Pfizer released a new Bane vaccine suit, the FBI promised more realistic hoaxes this year, Ken Ham's Ark Encounter added a baptismal log flume ride, and hobbits were forced to start wearing shoes: it's THE BABYLON BEE WEEK IN REVIEW! Supreme Court Sets Dangerous Precedent Of Letting The American People Make Medical Decisions For Themselves U.S.—The SCOTUS has struck down Biden’s vaccine mandates on the grounds that they are unconstitutional. Experts say this sets a dangerous precedent...  Read more Chris Smitherson has a problem: he's unvaccinated -- which means he's left out of all activities as he doesn't have COVID like his vaccinated friends. Thoughts and prayers. Unvaccinated Man Feeling Left Out As All His Vaccinated Friends Have COVID Pfizer Introduces Bane Suit That Pumps More Vaccine Into Your Blood Every 12 Hours Dome Of Capitol Building Raised To Accommodate Nancy Pelosi's Eyebrows

FBI Promises To Make Hoaxes Less Obvious This Year 10 Upcoming Fabricated Media Narratives For 2022 Ark Encounter Theme Park Adds Baptismal Log Flume Ride Hobbits Forced To Begin Wearing Shoes After New Lego Store Opens In The Shire To Save Time, Biden To Ship 500 Million Free Masks Directly To Landfill