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To Save Time, Ghislaine Maxwell Just Lists The Hollywood Celebs And Politicians Who Didn't Visit Epstein Island NEW YORK, NY—The trial of Ghislaine Maxwell is underway but began to get bogged as Maxwell listed the names of people who had flown on Lolita Express and visited Epstein Island. Now, in order to save time, she will just list the names of Hollywood celebs and politicians who didn't.... Read more How dare you! WATCH: Meet Greta on the Shelf! Cruel: Jussie Smollett Will Be Forced To Share A Jail Cell With His Attacker Top 10 Candidates To Replace Chris Cuomo

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