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The Babylon Bee is barely staying ahead of reality. Read our favorite stories from this week, and they'll probably come true the next. It's tomorrow's news today! It's The Babylon Bee Week in Review!   Oh and we've got a new book that's blowing up the charts  Millions Flock To Bookstores To Pick Up New Babylon Bee Book Toddler With Full Diaper And Incoherent Speech Goes As Joe Biden For Halloween BROOKSIDE, OK—Well, isn't this just the most adorable and 100% accurate Halloween costume we've ever seen: little Oliver Burnswax, just 18 months old, is dressed up as Joe Biden for Satan's favorite holiday... Read more "Uh... make haste, Brandon?" WATCH: Liberal Parent Trying To Figure Out How To Cheer For His Son Brandon McAuliffe Blames Loss On Low 3AM Ballot Turnout Secret Service Agent Spotted Carrying Diaper Bag

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