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What a week at The Babylon Bee! Kyle Rittenhouse agreed to share custody of CNN with Nick Sandmann, Kamala became President for an hour, and Sesame Street took a break from selling vaccines to teach kids that race is the most important thing in the world! It's The Babylon Bee Week in Review! Supplies Are Low, Order Now For A Chance To Get Our New Book In Time For Christmas! Rittenhouse, Sandmann Agree To Share Joint Custody Of CNN ATLANTA, GA—With Rittenhouse found "not guilty", media outlets across the country are preparing for costly defamation lawsuits after a year of calling him a white supremacist... Read more Does Joe Biden make a lot of gaffes? Not according to his speechwriter. WATCH: Joe Biden Speech Writer Explains His Process Kyle Rittenhouse Asked To Step Outside And Defend The Courthouse While Verdict Is Being Read Progress: Every Sesame Street Character Will Now Wear A Label On Their Forehead Indicating Their Race

After Returning To Power, Biden Asks Harris To Explain Banged-Up Presidential Limo The Chosen One: 10 Little-Known Facts About Modern-Day Legend Kyle Rittenhouse Buffalo Guy Wishing He Had Just Burned Down A Car Dealership In Kenosha Instead Sorry Excuse For Apostle Only Walks On Water For Ten Feet Before Sinking Prosecutors Find Mail-In Jury Votes At 3AM, Rittenhouse Now Guilty