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The Taliban may have taken over Afghanistan, but good news--they're all responsibly wearing masks! Will no-nonsense Joe Biden have what it takes to stop the terrorists? Will the Taliban grant women full human rights as they promised? It's The Babylon Bee Week in Review! CNN Praises Taliban For Wearing Masks During Attack KABUL—Approximately twelve minutes after U.S. troops withdrew from Afghanistan, Taliban fighters have completely taken over the entire country. "Woah, that's a bummer," said the Biden Administration's foreign policy team. "We didn't see that one coming."... Read more Is this video full of misinformation? Watch and find out before it’s too late. Watch This Video Before It Gets Demonetized 'Rumors That The Taliban Have Taken Over Are Unfounded,' Says Jen Psaki Wearing Hijab Trump Sneaks Back On Twitter By Disguising Self As Taliban Spokesperson Get 20% Off In The Bee Store Before The Sale Ends! Giant Hurricane Forms Over Washington From White House Spinning Afghanistan Story

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