GIVE A MUSLIM A COOKIE

Submitted by: Larry Jordan

GIVING A MUSLIM A COOKIE 

*If you give a Muslim a cookie, he'll complain that it isn't halal and

demand that you provide one that is.*

*If you give a Muslim a Halal cookie, he'll demand that you give him a job

so he can buy his own cookies.*

*If you give a Muslim a job, he'll demand you give him time out to pray.*

*If you give a Muslim time out to pray, he'll demand that you respect his

prophet.*

*If you show respect for his prophet, a Muslim will demand that you stop

singing your National Anthem.*

*If you stop singing your National Anthem, a Muslim will demand that you

elect him to Congress.*

*If you elect a Muslim to Congress, he'll demand that we change our

Constitution, so we are no longer allowed to speak freely or have guns or

worship the god of our choice (or not any god at all).*

*If we change the Constitution to what a Muslim demands, he will demand

that Sharia Law be followed by everyone in the land.*

*If Sharia is followed by everyone in the land, then Muslims will be

permitted by law to execute anyone who disagrees with them or does not

dress like them or does not worship Allah.*

*Congress, you gave a Muslim a cookie. So did you, London, France, Greece.*

*Already the newly elected congressional woman from Michigan is criticizing

Pence for his Christian values and beliefs.*

*Its just starting.*