BIZPAC REVIEW PM 08/11/2018 ILLEGAL ALIEN BREAKS BOTH LEGS JUMPING WALL! (It works!)

Melania Trump begins prep for Christmas. Want to participate? Don’t miss this deadline to apply.

Man wearing ‘impeach’ Trump shirt is denied service. ABC’s on a mission to show who’s really intolerant.

Man breaks both legs jumping new and improved border wall in California

Critics viciously shred Alyssa Milano’s new Netflix show as a ‘fat-shaming dumpster fire’ in crazy-bad reviews

Heart-pounding struggle ends in shootout after pulling a man over for speeding

Man awarded $289 million after jury rules this popular product gave him terminal cancer

Judge orders IRS to pay penance to conservative non-profits, but it’s not required to admit guilt

Omarosa contradicts her own Trump racism claim in excruciating interview. NPR calls her out on it.

Trump’s tweet on anniversary of Charlottesville riots was presidential, predictably not good enough for CNN

Date set for Trump Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh’s confirmation hearings

Famed astronaut Buzz Aldrin made it crystal clear how he feels about Space Force

The male cosmetics industry is taking over China

Police Benevolent Association calls for mass return of Miami Dolphins tickets after NFL reneges on vow to enforce anthem respect

Fla Democrat keeps calling the cops on reporters guilty of ‘committing acts of journalism’

Trump orders FBI in all caps not to destroy evidence: ‘I may have to get involved …’