JORDAN'S
KING
The
Islamic State (ISIS) put a captured Jordanian pilot in a metal cage, poured
gasoline over him, set him on fire and filmed it. They then released the video
to the world, showing how evil they are.
What they DIDN'T think of was what poor, little Jordan would think about it. It turns out that Jordan's king is totally pissed. He's declared war on ISIS and says that Jordan will fight until the last round has been sent downrange.
ISIS
soon realized that burning the pilot alive was a very bad idea. You see, King
Abdullah II is also a military pilot who recently led an attack on
ISIS.
Oh,
he also rides a Harley Davidson
His queen is totally hot! (I forgot to mention,
She’s
Palestinian.)
AND
he was trained at Sandhurst, the esteemed
British
Royal Military Academy. He is specifically
Qualified
in special warfare and has ensured that
Jordan
has the best equipped and most highly trained special warfare troops in the
region AND he is a qualified jump master.
The
King is a total warrior!
Meanwhile
this is what we have.
THIS
is what we have......
Harold
Kelvington
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