Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to
liquor, You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be
unclean, You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide, You may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in
your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least four, You may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and don't forward it, You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be
unclean, You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide, You may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in
your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least four, You may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and don't forward it, You may be a Muslim.
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