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Pelosium:
A
major research
institution
has just
announced the
discovery of
the densest
element yet
known to
science. The
new element
has been named
Pelosium.
Pelosium has
one neutron,
12 assistant
neutrons, 75
deputy
neutrons, and
223 assistant
deputy
neutrons,
giving it an
atomic mass of
311.
These
particles are
held together
by dark forces
called morons,
which are
surrounded by
vast
quantities of
lepton-like
particles
called peons.
The
symbol of
Pelosium is
PU.
Pelosium's
mass actually
increases over
time, as
morons
randomly
interact with
various
elements in
the atmosphere
and become
assistant
deputy
neutrons
within the
Pelosium
molecule,
leading to the
formation of
isodopes.
This
characteristic
of
moron-promotion
leads some
scientists to
believe that
Pelosium is
formed
whenever
morons reach a
certain
quantity in
voting
concentration.
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