MAKE A DECISION - WHICH ARE YOU?

Submitted by: Kurt J Fitsch

If you  ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great 
test! 

If  a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. 
If a  liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. 

If  a conservative is a vegetarian an, he doesn't eat meat. 
If a  liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for 
everyone. 

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly  leads his life. 
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands  legislated respect. 

If a conservative is down-and-out, he  thinks about how to better his 
situation. 
A liberal wonders  who is going to take care of him. 

If a conservative  doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. 
Liberals  demand that those they don't like be shut down. 

If a  conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. 
A  liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion  silenced. 
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of  course!) 

If a conservative decides he needs health care,  he goes about shopping 
for it, or may choose a job that provides  it. 
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for  his. 

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so  his friends can have 
a good laugh. 
A liberal will delete it  because he's "offended."